It is almost Valentine’s Day! Are you still single though and looking for a player two but don’t know where to start? We got you! Let’s look at some easy breezy but geeky pickup lines and comebacks in case somebody uses them on you!
Star Wars: geeky pickup lines from a galaxy far, far away
Pickup line: “Want to see my lightsaber?”
Comeback: “Sure, but just remember, it’s not the size of the lightsaber that matters, it’s how you use it.”
Pickup line: “Are you a Jedi, because Yoda one for me.”
Comeback: “Well, if I’m a Jedi, then you must be the Force because you’ve definitely awakened something within me.”
Pickup line: “I must be a Jedi because you have a strong pull on me.”
Comeback: “If I’m the Force, then you must be the chosen one because you’ve swept me off my feet faster than the Millennium Falcon in hyperdrive.”
Geeky pickup lines and comebacks for the Computer nerds
Pickup line: “Do you believe in love at first byte?”
Comeback: “That line must be an AI because it’s been used a million times before.” or “Is that line from the Matrix? Because it’s not choosing me.”
Pickup line: “Are you a computer virus? Because you’ve got my software running wild.”
Comeback: “You must be a robot because that pickup line is programmed and lacking creativity.”
Pickup Line: “Are you a computer? Because you’ve got my software malfunctioning.”
Comeback: “I must be a hacker because your pickup line just got hacked.”
Gamers: let’s pick up that player 2!
Pickup line: “If you were a video game, I would never stop playing you.”
Comeback: “Are you a game character? Because that pickup line is level one.”
Pickup Line: “Are you a video game? Because every time I see you, I just can’t stop pressing start.”
Comeback: “Well, if I’m the game, then you must be the ultimate boss because you’ve got me leveling up my affection points every time we talk.”
Pickup Line: “Are you a console? Because every time I’m with you, I feel like I’m on the next level.”
Comeback: “If I’m the console, then you must be the controller because you’ve got me completely under your command.”
Fantasy: fantasize with these geeky pickup lines
Pickup Line: “Are you a magical artifact? Because every time I look into your eyes, I feel like I’ve found a treasure beyond compare.”
Comeback: “If I’m the artifact, then you must be the adventurer because you’ve uncovered a side of me that I thought was lost in the depths of time.”
Pickup Line: “Are you a dragon? Because you’ve ignited a fire in my heart that can’t be extinguished.”
Comeback: “Well, if I’m the dragon, then you must be the valiant knight because you’ve shown me that true courage lies in surrendering to love.”
Pickup Line: “Are you a spell-caster? Because with just one glance, you’ve enchanted me completely.”
Comeback: “If I’m the spell-caster, then you must be the magical incantation because you’ve woven a bond between us that’s stronger than any charm or hex.”
Science fiction meets romance
Pickup line: “Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you in it.”
Comeback: “You must be a time traveler because that pickup line is so outdated.” or “You must be from the future because that pickup line is ahead of its time – and not in a good way.”
Pickup line: “I must be a star ship captain because I’m lost in your eyes.”
Comeback: “If you’re the captain, then I must be the navigator because I’ve charted a course straight to your heart.”
Superheroes: save the day with a good comeback
Pickup line: “Are you a superhero? Because you just saved my day.”
Comeback: “I must be a superhero because I’m feeling super immune to your powers right now.” or “Are you a superhero? Because that pickup line needs a super save.”
Pickup Line: “Are you a superhero? Because every time I see you, my heart leaps faster than a speeding bullet.”
Comeback: “If I’m the superhero, then you must be my kryptonite because you’ve got me weak in the knees faster than a villain’s plot.”
Submit your own geeky pickup lines and/or comebacks!
Are you missing an awesome geeky pickup line or two? Let us know in the comments. Or did one of these lines or comebacks actually work for you? Then definitely let us know! Happy Valentine’s Day in advance, single or not 🙂
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